Sing to me.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(920): My mom’s crying. That means it must be Christmas.

blindedbycitylights:

thelittlestgiant:

AWWW YEAH

Oh my god.

fmylife:

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn’t answer my one phone call. FML

fmylife:

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn’t answer my one phone call. FML

fmylife:

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn’t sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We’ve been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

fmylife:

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss. We were talking about the holiday hours and such. I had to go to my doctor’s appointment so I said to him “G2G, love you” on accident. Not only did he say it back, he requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

fmylife:

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

fmylife:

Today, I realized that the closest thing i have to love is a relationship with my Blackberry. But don’t worry. It vibrates. FML

fmylife:

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML